does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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