Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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