Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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