He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
What a dumb baby whore.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
