Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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