oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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