I'm drive I can fine osifer
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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