what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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