so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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