love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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