Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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