oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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