Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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