Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You almost got us killed.
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