I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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