Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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