Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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