i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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