Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
As shirtless as possible
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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