Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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