It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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