so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Nicole vs. Life
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I am morally bankrupt
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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