Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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