I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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