remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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