The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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