Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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