Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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