Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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