the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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