wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
