The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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