So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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