Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ljerew32 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water

(425): View more from Washington

Legs for days

(1-425): View more from Washington

Harpoon that

Fav 2 2242 894
share tweet
(718): View more from New York

Barsexuality is the new black.

Fav 7 2863 877
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(618): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

Fav 24 8764 1782
share tweet
(405): View more from Oklahoma

while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.

Fav 6 3596 1275
share tweet
(727): View more from Florida

Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.

Fav 6 2287 963
share tweet
(480): View more from Arizona

Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang

Fav 12 4423 1055
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(701): View more from North Dakota

He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.

Fav 12 4885 1065
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry

Fav 2 604 803
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.

Fav 1 39 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT