Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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