Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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