help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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