with your own penis?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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