I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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