She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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