just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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