About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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