What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
