Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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