check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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