Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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