So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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