I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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