Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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