Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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